What has hands but cannot clap?~A Clock
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?~Towel
How many months have 28 days?~All of them
What word looks the same backwards and upside down?~SWIMS
What never asks questions but is often answered?~A Doorbell
Why was the broom late?~ It overswept
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?~You rock it
How can you make seven even?~Remove the S
What has 4 eyes but can’t see?~Mississippi
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?~Footprints